We turn pictures into portraits, and portraits into wine labels.
Send a photo of you or your friends. It comes back as a hand-painted portrait label to add to your favourite bottle of vino.
We are not a winery. We have no interest in becoming one.

Our story
Six women, countless years of friendship, and an undisclosed number of wine bottles.
It started at a lake house. Six women, a table of blank canvases, and an instruction to paint someone else in the room from memory. Nobody was told to make it accurate.
Nobody managed it anyway. The paintings came home in the back of a car, and somebody said they belonged on bottles.
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01Send the photograph.
Or dare paint one yourself. Pajamas are encouraged.
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02It gets painted.
Not well. Perfection is so last year.
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03The label arrives.
Printed, cut, and ready to stick on the wine of your choice.
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04Share.
Laugh, tease, and share with your nearest and dearest.
We provide the label, the bottle is your business.
The original six.
Every one of these was painted by hand. Elusive, abstract, and unlikely to help you pick anyone out of a crowd. Perfection was never the assignment. Authenticity deepens with age, which is also true of the wine you are about to put this on.






Occasions that deserve a bad painting.
- Fiftieths
- The lake house trip
- Bachelorettes
- Book clubs that are not really book clubs
- A friend who has everything
- Christmas, if your family is like that
Coming soon… or not
Six labels exist. Leave an address and you will hear from us when there is a seventh.
You are on the list.
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The Knowing Smile
Tanis, I wish you the best birthday in Morocco. You are a tricky person to buy for, so I thought I would run with your hilarious and wonderful idea and secure these domains for you. They are yours to build or leave as a funny toast to women in pajamas. I feel very lucky to be able to assist you in all your ventures.